VICE Magazine Publishes an Article About Talossa

Here you can read the issue, written by Daniel Oberhaus.


Zoneu Auþorisat doesn't see fit reprinting the content here, so please go ahead and read it: it's an interesting one.

In it, the author, who has supposedly phoned both Ben Madison, the founder and the first King of Talossa, and incumbent monarch King John, describes the history of our Kingdom from two points of views.

A particularily intriguing line ends the article, with Ben saying that nothing would please him more than to be able to rejoin the kingdom.

Should we expect the "Introducing Ben Madison" thread anytime soon? Either way, this is a very interesting revelation.

Another positive factor is that the article, having been written three days ago, already has supposedly attracted us two (or even three) prospective citizens. Zoneu Auþorisat hopes that they won't be dissatisfied with what they see in Talossa and they will achieve Talossan citizenship, which is the best thing the money can't buy.

This is a Talossan version of the article translated by Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial.
 VICE Magazine Püblica ün Artical Över Talossa

Aicì voi pevetz lirarh l’ißütă, scríut par Daniel Oberhaus.


Zoneu Auþorisat non pensa qe c’e apropriäts reprintarh las cuntenonçăs aicì, sa vetz avant es liretz-en, sch’o Voi piaça: c’e’n intzereçind.

In ça, el scriuteir, qi suposadămint tent dialat embù Ben Madison, el fundeir es prüm Regeu da Talossa, es el monarc'h pertract Regeu Ian, zescriua la þistoriă da noastra regipäts da doua pünts da vhischtă.

Ünă lignhă apartì intrigind stermina l’artical, cün Ben sè stätsmint qe níþil lo piaçadra pü qe pevarh rientrarh el regipäts.

¿Fostadrent-noi expectarh el fil "Introduçind Ben Madison" enscurtz à pünt? In ingen cauçă, acest c’e’n revelaziun trei intzereçind.

’N altreu facteir positíu isch q’el artical, qi füt scríut ja tres ziuăs, adüc suposadămint tent atractat doua (eda misma tres) prospectíus à nhoi. Zoneu Auþorisat chera q’os non serent ziscontenteschti cün qet os vident in Talossa es os acavent la citaxhienità Talossan, qi’st la mhiglhor cosă qe l’arxhent non put comprarh.